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heartensun:

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#get you a best friend like Trent Harrison

NEVER HAVE I EVER
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sparebutton:

(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)

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jame7t:

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“Calling in sick today because my panis hurts”

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itssluv:

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That boy LANKY ASL

guava-jarritos:

ijaazat:

beach boys… city girls… mountain goats…

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wizard-council-bureaucrat:

tropics777:

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

gallusrostromegalus:

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nicdevera:

sungodsevenoclock:

I know, I know, gatekeeping the outdoors, that’s supposedly bad, right, but I think if you show up to do a hike and you brought a portable speaker with you to play music while you hike, I think, like hear me out, there should be a gate, and someone at the gate should keep you from doing the hike.

playing music in public should get strong social disapproval

Recorded music, anyway. Live music is different rules. If you want to lug an entire cello up a mountain you can do whatever the hell you want.

Carrying a speaker on a hike to make everyone listen to your bullshit, and simply sitting under a tree and playing a fiddle in the woods, are two activities so different they may as well not exist in the same world.

I think the critical difference is that the bringing of recorded music with you ties the space to Elsewhere, whereas the creation of live music with an instrument you brought both binds you to the space, and drags everyone who hears you play into it as well.

I think you’re right.

Yeah I’ll accept this into my belief system.

manywinged:

manywinged:

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i definitely misread this

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danidoesathing:

J.K. Simmons playing J. Jonah Jameson in every timeline has to be one of the funniest running gags ive seen in a movie. anyone can be Spiderman but there can only be one J. Jonah Jameson

grippysockgang:

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

pansyfem:

pansyfem:

if i had to be dumped by any type of guy it would be an ‘ENDING EXPLAINED’ type youtuber. the closure would be insane

im sobbing in a chair while he explains the top ten most fucked up easter eggs from our relationship you might have missed

scraaaaaam:

Me thinking I won’t like hobie brown because I thought the movie was just gonna do the thing where two guys are fighting over the girl and that he was gonna be the “cool guy who the girl likes and thinks he already won”

FINDING OUT HES JUST A CHILL GUY WHO HYPES MILES UP AND IS LIKE “ this shit is wack, call me when y’all catch up “ AND THAT I LOVE HIS CHARACTER

princesafemme:

i mean this completely seriously but… a cup of coffee can save your life a little, a shower can save your life a little, making your favorite meal can save your life a little…….little things actually add up to really big things in the long run if you let them, the secret to surviving everyday is infusing a little bit of magic into the mundane i truly believe that

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